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Palm Print in Palm Beach

Palm Print in Palm Beach

Wallpaper is the inspo for this outfit, in which I match my monokini to my Sonix iPhone case in an attempt to look like the now infamous interiors of the Beverly Hills Hotel or, more locally for me in this post, The Colony Hotel in Palm Beach.

I'm completely obsessed with palm-printed anything, (although I've seen swimsuit described as "marijuana print," but I'm certain I have no idea what that looks like) so after I snapped out of it an realized I had just spent the better part of an afternoon on Amazon desperately seeking swimwear, I snapped this one up for under $20. Amazon has a few buying options, and Zaful also stocks this suit. Since it was late afternoon when The Bostonista and I finally started shooting looks - we had a pretty busy morning on the beach full of sandy gummy bears and sandy copies of The Handmaid's Tale - I threw on my fave J Crew jeans over the suit. I wouldn't exactly "hit the club" in this outfit, despite the plunging neckline, but I would hit up a froyo joint or a juice bar for a post-beach snack. 

On Meeting Anna Wintour, and Blowing It (Or, "How I Snuck into the Press Lineup at the MFA - and Almost Pulled It Off.")

On Meeting Anna Wintour, and Blowing It (Or, "How I Snuck into the Press Lineup at the MFA - and Almost Pulled It Off.")

#GIRLBOSS Was...Not That Great, TBH.

#GIRLBOSS Was...Not That Great, TBH.

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